if it has to be a diesel it won't be a rangie its wrong!!
a funky name, thats true,
maybe.... from home of curry to beyond... im no good with names nither
maybe not the darien gap, but im thinking as there are no roads from here to there and carpets are better than most sand ladders then bridging ladders would see you covered for all situations,
about carpets... not quite but have a look at these...
Wild Mattsthey orginate from france i beleive, they call them wild mats, they were featured in LRO, being flexable they are easy to store
this range rover ( from impala adventures website ) would be good too...

sorry about the size
and this one

cheers kieran